Painting Jokes

[stewartlaura67]

Painting Jokes from me Just to relax
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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At Paint Store:
On a diet?
Go to the paint store. You can get thinner there.
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The Road Painter
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day?
He replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can".

[Cal]

Hilarious Thanks for the humor! These are great~!

[Jason@API]

(11-04-2011 03:47 PM)stewartlaura67 Wrote:  The Road Painter
A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day?
He replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can".

That one was originally a blonde joke.

[crismacana]

The last one was funny.